No Reason Flowers

"No Reason Flowers"

Music & Lyrics by Scott Cooley.

Took her out for dinner and a movie

About a hundred times or more

Bought her presents for Christmas and her birthday

And it was such a chore

Got her chocolates and cards every Valentine's day

But she just seemed bored

Countless bottles of perfume and jewelry

That just ended up in her drawer

And although she's never suffered from my neglect

Nothing ever produced the desired effect... until I sent her

No reason flowers, it was such a simple thing to do

Went to FTD on the internet, in the middle of the afternoon

All I needed was a credit card, her happiness was just a click away

I sent her no reason flowers, and she loves me to this day

Anytime we're caught up in the daily grind

I know just what to do

It works like a charm, never does any harm

I'm here to tell you that it's tried and true

So all you men pay close attention

Any time you've got relationship blues

There's a sure-fire cure to spice things up with her

And make it feel brand new

You might be in a rut, but there's an easy way out

When it rains it pours, so when you're in a drought

Just gotta buy her some

No reason flowers, it's such a simple thing to do

Just go to FTD on the world wide web, in the middle of the afternoon

All you need is a credit card, her happiness is just a click away

Just send her no reason flowers, and you'll make her day

After a fight or when I've made a mistake

It never makes her forgive and forget

I've learned to get it right, and it never seems fake

When it's a time that she'll never expect

I still give her no reason flowers, it's such a simple thing to do

I go to FTD on the internet, in the middle of the afternoon

All I need is my credit card, her happiness is just a click away

I send her no reason flowers, and she loves me to this day